Fuck Yeah Bob Beckel

Congratulations Graduates! But you aren't so lucky....

princesswiththeloudmouth — Thu, 10 May 2012 23:08:18 -0400

Unless you were in the prison outside of D.C. getting your high school equivalency program where Bob Beckel gave the commencement speech.

Unless Jesus comes down and gives your commencement speech, no commencement speech will EVER be better than that.

Anyways, because this is Bob and it cannot be left at just “I gave a commencement speech at a prison,” he gives us the most miraculous words ever:

Now, I don’t know where you dudes are now, some of you I’m sure are on death row [insert mandatory Bob cough], but if any of you remember and you have gone straight, let me know. Because I would like to know what happened to you. Because all of you looked to me like serial killers, but I had a great day that day, I liked it, the food sucked, but outside that it was good.

Then Dana Perino asks “do you think they would watch Fox News?”

Bob: “Highly unlikely. But if they stole the tv they would watch it.”

Eric Bolling added that since the military stationed all over the world watch Fox, that the prison population is probably watching MSNBC.

I think that’s a fair statement. Unless they’re in Maricopa County. Sheriff Arpaio would not let that fly.

Bob's block topic today on The Five was the year anniversary of the Royal Wedding.

princesswiththeloudmouth — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:50:52 -0400

onenationundergod:

Y’all. I cannot explain my feelings. It’s like when Eric talked about the Hunger Games.

Like, I almost want to cry tears of joy because I’m fan-girling so much right now.

And apparently, Kimberly knows Charles and Camilla. Apparently she knows them from her first marriage honeymoon.

So all of that just totally made my day.

Bob Beckel didn't know who Joy Behar is.

princesswiththeloudmouth — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 23:17:41 -0400

Bob: Who is Joey Behar? I’ve never heard of the broad before.

Andrea: Joy Behar. She looks like Maud a little bit.

Bob: She looks ugly as sin (sick?). (obviously Bob wanted to say “shit”)

(insert the “aww no Bob that’s not nice” comments and an “unnecessary” from Greg who OBVIOUSLY agrees with Bob)

Bob: If you’re saying she stands for my part and my philosophies…..

Greg interrupts (obviously helping Bob out): Do you mean metaphorically ugly?

Bob: That’s what I mean, metaphorically. I didn’t mean personally ya know. I’d date her.

Kimberly: That’s not saying much.

Andrea: Did you hear that Joy? If your phone rings, pick it up. It could be Bob asking to take you out.

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And that, is your Daily Bob.

Who I love. Even if his political views are terrible.

What I would do to be at that table for a show.

"One of my hobbies is serial killers."

princesswiththeloudmouth — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 21:16:20 -0400

“One of my hobbies is serial killers.”

- Bob Beckel

Yea, I know I’m like a week late with this. I’ve...

princesswiththeloudmouth — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:08:10 -0400

Yea, I know I’m like a week late with this. I’ve been meaning to put it up but I kept forgetting.

Anyways, oh how I love the words that come out of his mouth. Even though he is wrong all the time.

"If we could harness the steam from Bob’s head, we could power Alaska."

princesswiththeloudmouth — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:17:37 -0400

“If we could harness the steam from Bob’s head, we could power Alaska.”

- Greg Gutfeld on energy and what happens when Bob during a conversation (i.e. his death stare)

Bob Beckel describing the Duggar's 20th child: This is a story you'll never hear in China.

princesswiththeloudmouth — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 10:24:37 -0400

"Whose idea was it to put Frenchman on the world?"

princesswiththeloudmouth — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 10:24:26 -0400

“Whose idea was it to put Frenchman on the world?”

- Bob Beckel (I don’t care how liberal and wrong he is, I love love love him.)

Welcome to FuckYeahBobBeckel

princesswiththeloudmouth — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 10:21:28 -0400

Thank you to mreyesee for the idea.

I have two weeks left in my semester and a lot of assignments to finish up. Sooooo I will be reblogging my Bob related posts from my political blog, Conservative Perspective (onenationundergod).

So enjoy, and please ask me anything and if you’d like me to submit anything, I’ll open up the submission option.