Congratulations Graduates! But you aren’t so lucky….
Unless you were in the prison outside of D.C. getting your high school equivalency program where Bob Beckel gave the commencement speech.
Unless Jesus comes down and gives your commencement speech, no commencement speech will EVER be better than that.
Anyways, because this is Bob and it cannot be left at just “I gave a commencement speech at a prison,” he gives us the most miraculous words ever:
Now, I don’t know where you dudes are now, some of you I’m sure are on death row [insert mandatory Bob cough], but if any of you remember and you have gone straight, let me know. Because I would like to know what happened to you. Because all of you looked to me like serial killers, but I had a great day that day, I liked it, the food sucked, but outside that it was good.
Then Dana Perino asks “do you think they would watch Fox News?”
Bob: “Highly unlikely. But if they stole the tv they would watch it.”
Eric Bolling added that since the military stationed all over the world watch Fox, that the prison population is probably watching MSNBC.
I think that’s a fair statement. Unless they’re in Maricopa County. Sheriff Arpaio would not let that fly.